This is a personal attack…
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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!
This is a whole season of tv here
if this isn’t vicar of Dibley I’ll eat someone’s hat
What even is this? This is a whole novel and then some!
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Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
My mom likes to tell the story of my broken wrist. As they put me down to reset it they asked “you still with us?” I would mumble and they would dose me more, several times later the doc asks “okay Mike you with us?” I go “let’s sing Irish drinkin songs” and proceed to attempt to sing as the doc sings whiskey in the jar in the ER
After a fairly horrifying accident involving a seesaw, I had to have a little surgery, the nurse injected me just as I said “Don’t let them take me mummy” and then passed out. Obviously, this thrilled my mother who spent the next three hours crying.
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i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful
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Death Becomes Her has a LOT of really great moments, but this one is by far my favorite
THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE
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Harry Potter and the Violation of the Geneva Convention
achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily:
Hermione: If Voldemort likes the good ole’ days so much, why don’t we bring them back? Old society, old war tricks
Hermione, putting on a gas mask: New plan. We take them out with consumption and mustard gas
Hermione, to Voldemort: Did you know, historically, a majority of war deaths come from disease?
achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily:
Harry: What if we gave them all smallpox
Hermione: HARRY NO! We already eradicated it once, let’s not make the world do it again
Harry: Oh yeah, I guess you’re right
Hermione: Now tuberculosis, on the other hand…
Circa Seventh Book
Hermione: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines?
Ron: A wax what?
Hermione: hmmmm
Harry: Hermione, we cant take out the death eaters with a genetically magicked disease
Hermione: No I know that. Of course I know that.
*Uncomfortably long silence*
Important question: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines and is Hogwarts vaccinated?
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